I have 2 classic Dexter stories and this why having a kid is so worth it.
Smart Boy:
We were getting ready to leave for errands, I got Dexter all ready and said go grab your cars and we can go. He runs into the living room and comes running back with one car in each hand and one in his mouth. I laughed and was amazed he figured out how to get an extra car in the mix.
Not so smart:
I was giving Dexter a bath, drying him off and lotioning him up. He found a piece of lint on his belly and took it off. Than he found his nipple and started pulling on that, and than he started screaming because it wouldn't come off. I had to show him the other nipple and tell him it was him. That's you! Phew he calmed down and back to normal.